ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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