Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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