I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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