Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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