She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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