careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
