Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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