We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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