i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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