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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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