The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
