quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He passed out mid-signature
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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