Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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