He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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