1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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