i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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