Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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