it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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