just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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