Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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