I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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