Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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