the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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