People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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