you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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