But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize