Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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