So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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