Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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