I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i barfeds in our rink
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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