I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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