you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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