pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This is not my ceiling
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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