Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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