If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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