I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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