you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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