They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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