Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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