we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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