It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
