distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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