My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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