i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Buhtt sex?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
