my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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