is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I love having hate sex.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize