I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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