apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm always down for nudity.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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