i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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