She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
This house was built for laser tag.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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