Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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