and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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