your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It's just like the Real World with babies
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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