none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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