I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Screwed.edu
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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